*wakes up; still drunk*
*craves cheesy eggs and juice; makes bfast with sunglasses on*
in the community kitchen:
“haha wow cathy, whAt hAppeNed, are you ok???”
“don’t make me talk, please. have good day.”
the academy award goes to me for acting like i give a fuck
Meryl Streep enjoying some pizza at the 86th Annual Academy Awards, 2014(✗)
q: is it okay to get mad when happy couples, esp real cute ones, get all lovey in public aka 3ft away from you?
ans: yes. so okay. not salty. actually pretty salty, but still okay. low-sodium salt.
The countdown to the release of Underneath the Rainbow gets shorter today with the release of the first Black Lips LP in three years for streaming. Check that out for the first time below. Unfortunately, you can’t grab a hold of this bad boy for another couple weeks (3/18 to be exact), but order yours via Vice Records. Pre-order it right here.
george just fell in love with himself and i can’t blame it
once you sign up for tumblr
the thug life begins
i had a penpal from tumblr. one day after grocery shopping, i was unlocking the door to my apartment when a guy across the hallway bellowed, “HELLOO!” i was like “…tf hi but bye” and went inside, but couldn’t shake the nibblesome feeling that i’d met him before. my brain slowly started to realize who he was, moving like a train chugging out of a station. just as i was about to drop my groceries from HOLY CRAPping, he barges in and says, “227 APT 1367 FERNDALE WAY????!?!!!” while frantically waving a crumply envelope (one i had sent a letter in months before!!) and then he catches my groceries.
moments later, we stand outside in the sun with our hands clasped together and eyes closed shut for five hours. then the universe accepts our offering of prayers and vitamin d, and promises our love to be protected and immune from bad fortune. we also become immortal.
Tran Nguyen, Between the Sulcus and Self, 2013, Acrylic & color pencil, 18 x 28” 46 x 71 cm
Part of the exhibition, Erik Jones & Tran Nguyen: New Works, Opening Reception: Saturday, March 1st 6-9 PM at Thinkspace Gallery in Culver City, California, Show Runs from: March 1, 2014 - March 22, 2014