the cat's meow

If anyone would like to leave me nice messages while I am away,

it would make me happier than Pooh upon finding an entire warehouse of honey. It would make me giggle more than that creepy teddy bear from the Snuggles commercials. It would make me glow brighter than the butt of Ray, the Cajun firefly. And I will dig a special hole in my heart and name it after you and put lots of hearts around it and hire a special gardener to look after it.

I don’t care what you send me, as long as you do send me a wittle somesing somesing!

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Also, I walked barefoot today and the weather was great and my hair was everywhere and I smiled a lot and watched the clouds make funny shapes. Okay, bye.